ESPN Reports ‘Spiders Activate Enforcer Jack Delsing’

Dec. 6, 2009

Clyde Shorthopper has unconfirmed reports that the Spiders have activated league enforcer Jack Delsing for their next game. In the last Spider game, they were met with the extremely large “Boogard-like” Kevin Joseph of the Admirals. Joseph layed a cheapshot on Spider Aaron Bedessem and was never called, instead 3 Spiders ended up with Game Misconducts. Is this the Spiders way of revenge? Is this the Spiders taking matters into their own hands? Maybe they just need line support given the shorthanded roster. Delsing, a perenial cooler dweller, is said to have never lost a battle, while playing in the Elite Russian summer league. Calls into the Spider front office have gone unreturned.