ESPN’s Barry Melrose is reporting possible Spider trade

Jan. 5, 2008

ESPN’s Barry Melrose is reporting that the Spiders are close to trading some key Spider players. Melrose states “Responding to the recent Spider play, Spiders GM is close to a multi-player trade with the USSR’s Elite Siberian Huskets. Melrose reports, “The Huskets’ players are women that look and play like men. After all living in Siberia, is like living where the sun don’t shine.” Melrose believes that the Spiders GM is less interested in the Huskets, but mearly wants to send a message. Either way it sounds like many Spider players will be transported within days to play for the Huskets.